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A Contractual Marriage with the Best Leading Actor CH 53

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Xi-ge, Don’t Kill Me (2)

“What if I don’t follow the rules” Zhou Yanfeng said, eyeing the field of veggies behind Bai Qi.

Bai Qi:

“Zhou-ge, are you planning to force your way through” Bai Qi asked, shaking his head.

“You can’t do that.”

“Mn,” Xi Chengyun added in a low voice.

Then, he proceeded to unbutton his right cuff.

Zhou Yanfeng instinctively shivered.

“Nevermind, forget it, you can’t even beat them in a fight,” Fu Chunying added lazily.

“...”

【Zhou Yanfeng: How many f*cking times have I been made speechless today!】

【HAHAHA.

Does Zhou Yanfeng have PTSD now I remember back then when they worked on set together on ‘A Thousand Feet’, the entire cast said that they’d feel anxious whenever Xi-ge unbuttons his cuffs】

【Why is this variety show so funny hahaha.

Aren’t they going to include a forced crying scene or an uninteresting birthday celebration】

【Man, you’ve listed out all the staple events shows usually include.

What’ll happen to the other shows now】

Back to what was previously mentioned in the bullet-screen comments, they were right, the guests needed fruits and veggies more than meat.

However, it wasn’t about the matter of constipation.

Instead, it was because as celebrities, they had to be mindful to maintain their body.

So in the end, everyone paid up and went into the greenhouses, one after another.

Bai Qi smiled into the camera.

“Next time, you all can invite more guests hehe.”

【Yes, invite another few dumbos onto the show, hahaha】

【Pretty sure all of us know that Xi Chengyun is Cheng Jin’s idol.

I thought we’d get to witness an epic battle when Cheng Jin appeared out of nowhere 】

【Instead, Bai Qi goes like: Bring me another 300 humans】

Bai Qi stood up and walked into the small wooden cabin.

He carried another small campstool out from the cabin, untied the straps, opened it up, and placed it on the ground.

“Sit.”

Xi Chengyun nodded and sat down.

They sat next to one another, seeming oh so out of place within these green pastures.

The camera zoomed in.

Bai Qi was contemplating if he should talk to Xi Chengyun, they’d better not end up looking distant on camera.

But before Bai Qi managed to open his mouth, Xi Chengyun suddenly said in a low voice, “Why did you choose this place”

Bai Qi paused for a moment, then said, “When we got off the train, the program team gave each of us 50 Yuan, and that's never happened before.”

“After that, the program team told us that there were four different lodging areas, specifically 1 to 4.

And we could see a clear difference between which was better than the other.

I was thinking since each was located in a different environment, so, what could it mean Perhaps purely for the purpose of tormenting the guests”

“Also, the lodging areas were distributed in a fixed method, so what was the money for”

Bai Qi had watched a handful of variety shows, and he was quite familiar with certain segments of these shows.

“So, you guessed that the money would be for us to exchange resources, which are allocated differently in each lodging area.

These resources are the only assets we have other than the money.”

Bai Qi nodded.

Xi Chengyun turned to look at the small wooden cabin nearby.

It was around 10 sq meters, with a toilet outside.

The cabin should only be able to fit a 1.5m bed and a cooking stove.

Xi Chengyun could picture how the inside of the cabin looked without even going in.

So… that meant that when Bai Qi chose this cabin, he’d considered that the bed inside would be too small for them

Xi Chenyun’s eyes darted.

He must’ve thought of it, Bai Qi is such a smart boy after all.

Xi Chengyun threw these thoughts to the back of his mind for the time being.

To be fair, he wasn’t gay, and since Bai Qi didn’t mind, he wouldn’t mind either.

Suddenly, Zhou Yanfeng ran out of the greenhouse, looking like a mess.

Bai Qi turned around and asked, “What happened”

“...

Nothing,” Zhou Yanfeng replied.

“Bugs” Bai Qi asked.

“...

Yea.

A huge green worm fell from the trees.” Zhou Yanfeng looked as green as a vegetable when he said that.

“How big was it” Bai Qi asked.

Zhou Yanfeng struggled, flinging his hands around, “This, this big…”

“Wah! I’ve never seen such a big bug before!” Bai Qi said.

“...” Zhou Yanfeng and Xi Chengyun were speechless.

【HAHAHA, why’s Bai Qi so funny】

【I cannot.

Best Actor Zhou is always getting hurt in this show hahaha】

Bai Qi had never come across such a big worm, so he stood up, and walked toward the shed.

While he was walking, he said, “Zhou-ge, fat worms indicate that the veggies and fruits are delicious.

The veggies and fruits should be juicy and fresh, when you bite into it, it’ll be sweet and crunchy…”

Zhou Yanfeng was grossed out by the worm, but when Bai Qi put it that way, he couldn’t help but salivate a little.

“I’ll go with you,” Xi Chengyun said, and walked behind Bai Qi.

Soon, they were in the greenhouse.

It was a lot warmer in the greenhouse.

Light entered through the roof of the greenhouse, creating areas of light and darkness.

They smelt the scent of veggies and fruits, mixed with a slight smell of earthiness.

Bai Qi paused in his steps.

“What’s wrong Are you frightened” Zhou Yanfeng asked.

Zhou Yanfeng was a 40 to 50 year of man, with a slight case of straight man cancer*.

He had a bad temper and couldn't stand being taken advantage of.

He was about to smile and was all ready to take joy in Bai Qi’s suffering.

*straight man cancer (直男癌) is a derogatory neologism used by Chinese feminists to describe men who are stubbornly supportive of traditional gender roles and therefore considered sexist and chauvinistic.

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